node server again — parts of this page will
not work until you do.
Pick a name and a kit.
Your name is saved to this browser with a secret token, so nobody else can play the ladder as you.
Share the link. The match starts when you say so.
No opponent needed, and no connection either — the whole match runs in this browser.
Local matches never touch your rating.
Click any key to rebind it — handy on a keyboard without arrows.
Playing online or against the computer, either set drives your slime. They split between the two players only on one keyboard.
| Player | Kit | Elo | Votes | ||
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| No goals posted this week yet. | |||||
| # | Player | Rating | W | L |
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| No ranked games played yet. Be the first. | ||||
Everyone starts at 1200. The first 5 ranked games move your rating faster while it finds your level.
That is every goal this week.
Come back when someone posts a new one, or go round again.
No goals to vote on this week yet. Win a match, watch it back, and post one you are proud of.
No completed weeks yet. This week’s winners are locked in when the week ends.
Watch a match back, then post any goal you scored as a ten-second clip.
No finished matches yet. Play one online and it will appear here.
Find opponents, arrange custom matches, argue about whether that was a crossbar or a post.
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